WAR SCORE HALFTIME UPDATE: N.I.E. (0) BUSH IQ (0)

Well here’s what we know

  • 1.  No WMD (plenty of WND)
  • 2.  No Yellowcake (unless you want to consider Ms. Plame)
  • 3.  No Slam Dunk
  • 4.  No end of occupation
  • 5.  No Congressional backbone
  • 6.  No confidence in N.I.E.
  • 7.  No Iraqi intelligence
  • 8.  No impeachment
  • 9.  No Habeas Corpus
  • 10.  No accountability
  • 11.  No money left
  • 12.  No increased oil production for our half trillion dollar effort
  • 13.  No Bin Laden (because he’s dead!)
  • 14.  No credible candidate
  • 15.  No transparency on covert actions to invade Iran

Here’s what we do have.

  • 1.  Bush and Cheney
  • 2.  McCain in the wings
  • 3.  Lieberman as a cheerleader
  • 4.  The CIA arming both sides
  • 5.  Failing economy
  • 6.  Rampant Corporate crime
  • 7.  An upcoming vote for either Mutt or Jeff
  • 8.  A forecast for deadly hurricane season
  • 9.  A forecast for more flooding
  • 9.  A forecast for 2009 terrorist attack
  • 10  F.E.M.A.
  • 11. The new crop of tomatoes
  • 12. The old crap of Congress (on vacation)
  • 13. A pending actor strike
  • 14. A pending garbage strike (sorry I repeated myself)
  • 15. A lousy baseball season
  • 16. $6 Hotdog
  • 17. $5 Beer
  • 18. $4 Gas

Living in the moment: priceless

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