Terror suspect detained – McAllen Texas…..

McAllen, Texas (Reuters) – The FDA terror task force has detained a suspect in regards to the WMD.  The weapons of mass diarrhea were discovered in McAllen Texas yesterday and held for questioning was Jalepeno Al Salsa.   Officials say that even though the lead looks promising, the previously held, Tomato Bin-ketchup has not been ruled out.  Attorney’s for Bin-ketchup are asking for the right to a bail hearing, habeas corpus and as of now no criminal charges have been filed.   The FDA terror task force and Homeland Security officials have made no comment.  Officials were seen reviewing the evidence over lunch.  Reporters determined that they were including tomatoes in their lunch orders but declined pepper condiments.

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